What would you most like to experience today?

Umm.  Today is almost over for me. 

How about tomorrow? 

Okay.  Hmm. Let me see.

I guess...um... off the top of my head, I'd like to experience just one goddamn boring day.

Yike. 

I changed my mind.  I already know what it would be like to be bored to death.   I remembered being bored somewhere back in my childhood and I really don't want to relive childhood although I had the time of my life over there.  It's like an uphill climb.... ...and ever since I became an adult, its like speeding down the same damn hill. 

But....weee.   It's a sweet rush, an all time high with only seconds in between to take in the scenery on each daily journey. 

SO. No more boring days please.  The multi-tasker in me would only shoot herself.  And trust me, that would be a top tragedy.

Okay, so how about one fantasy day then?   Ah.  Sounds sweet.  I'd like to be marooned on an island with my current fictional hero. 

Duh? 

Yes.  Duh.  I really don't need to waste a whole wish on this one when I can do this right now if I want to!!!  *Sure, go ahead and roll your eyes for me*

Umm.  How about a snowed-in-day?  I always wanted to experience this but Canada seems to be getting less snow each year.   Bummer! I should have move to eskimo country!!!

So!!!  What to choose? What do I really want to experience today?

Hey!!!   Could I have one of those off-the-Richter-scale hurricanes or rain-storm day?  I'd really like to experience the world in a total shut down mode.

Yike.  Never mind...forget I made this foolish wish.  I mean, if the whole bloody world shuts down, then would germs close shop as well? 

You see?

I really don't want anyone dying because all the doctors are having a merry snowed-in day because of my crazy wish.    And  I really do not want to experience bliss if someone else is going to wallow in misery on my  tab. 

See my dilemma?  It seems as if I  need the cooperation of the whole goddamned planet  for all my other to-die for, unheard of experiences.    And yes, the world should have a say in it, dammit, if one of my experiences is going to affect them in a negative way.

Sight.  Its great I don't have the power to execute foolhardy wishes like those above...

But cripes, can I experience one thing without the whole bloody world wanting to tag along?

Ah.  I know.  Time to step out of this world. 

Yep.  I'd like to spend a day with my counterpart in another universe.  Omg, that would be so awesome, me and moi shopping till we drop.  I mean, who cares that we don't have lots of money, the point is we're having an experience unheard of!!!  You don't think its an ...umm....unheard of experience?  Oh yeah?  Never mind the shopping experience, how often have you spent a day with your counterpart form another universe?  Exactly.  Zero times.

And guess what else?  I get to share all my deepest, darkest, top secrets with her.  I mean, duh, her secrets are my secrets.  Saavy?

No?

What? You don't think I have secrets?  Well, I do.  I have a whole boatful of secrets.  So there.  I am a keeper of secrets.  

*yikes.  I better not blabber too much before the CIA realizes I can universe hop and send me off on some spy mission to infinity and beyond.*


*Lmao*

PS: (Tis just in...thanks to my darling friend Alluvja for making me think.)  I would also like to experience answering today's question with the comments feature turned off. 

Why?  That's mathematics my dear Watson...or is it elementary?

PPS:  "Comments" will be lovingly welcomed in grapevine. 

Hee hee.  Good luck with that?
 Lol. I know.