How do you describe yourself?

What kind of person am I??? 

• a. Am I spiritually unaware?
• b. World-plight oblivious?
• c. Socially insane?
• d. Religiously asleep?
• e. Deliberately unconscious?
• f. A Rock hugger? (I live under a rock, okay!!!)
• g. God Snubber? Devil lover, not? (They both need to apply for membership)
• h. Berries & Cashew nut hog?
• i. Rebel without a cause?
• j. Peacemaker for no reason?
• k. Spider killer?
• l. Ant saver?
• m. Sentence finisher (people need to talk faster, okay!!!)
• n. One who can't see anything wrong with the world?
• o. And nothing right with it either?
• p. Sleep lover?
• q. Shopaholic?
• r. Part-time Perfectionist?
• s. Full time slacker?
• t. Sun Worshipper?
• u. Moon's Rival?
• v. Sea Gazer?
• w. Winter's...er...um...expired friend?
• x. A Greener than green gorl who abso-freaking-ing-lutely have to have all her non-green stuff? 
• y..    and some etc.
• z.    All of the above? 

Yikes.

Seriously.  I gotta have more substance than those!!!!

Oh Gawd, what kind of a person am I really?

Really now.

How do I describe me fully?

I really don't know.  And yet I do know.

And you do too.  I'm sure of it.  So who knows, you may or may not agree with me on this:- 

And I think that whatever you think I am, I am.  If you think I'm deranged, I am that and that and yes, that too.    (Yikes. Probably in another universe but I still need to wash my mind out with soap for putting it in the gutter) 

Okay, now back to our conversation.  Yes, I could be that too.  (The seeds of all things exist in me.)  (May they remain dormant forever!!!)

Yes, that too.  And that.  And that.  Oh God, I murdered a spider only yestermorning and for no important reason.  Okay, spiders creep me out but it creeps out my child a hundred times more.  So for the sake of this little Miss Muffet who is no Tuff-it, I committed murder by flushing the fully-alive evidence away.   Actually it took three flushes to kick start the bastard on his journey to watery hell.  "Lord, how green is that?" was the only thought that came to mind at the time.

Anyway, I am all of that and more.  And you know what else?

I really don't mind labels.  The more labels, the better or worse.  Things without labels is uninterested in my view, anyway, er...um... unless gift wrapped.

I mean, would one have the urge to pick up a book if it doesn't have a label?  Imagine having to watch a hundred movies to find the right one....yikes and what if one stumbles across horror movies? *shivers* (Bogeyman is another dormant seed that would roar up to the surface like jack's bean-stalk to stalk scaredy cats!!!)

Yes.  Agree?  Labels are needed.  Labels protect us from danger.  Like from um...a force called China.  I mean if labels are not required, might they not be tempted to sell poison openly as elixir?  Hah, but then again forces could do this with labels too. 

Oh fine, agree.  Labels are not needed in some cases...and yet again, some things come with built-in labels that could be read accurately by fully functioning instinct...............   I mean if a deranged female comes on Gaia and no one can accurately decipher her, wouldn't they let her run wild and cause disturbances?  And wouldn't newcomers be afraid to join if they knew Gaia allows "mad" people to run amok?  Lol.  Shh.  Please don't sound the mad alert gong.  It's not my fault no one can see "Madness" and "Eve-il" tattooed on my forehead!!!!

Anyway, I am that and more.    I think I'm a universal being, one capable of everything under the sun.  Today I could be an angel , tomorrow I might appear to the world as a jezebel but of course it depends on which side of the fence you're standing..right?  Hmm.