If you could live forever, would you?

 How much fun is that?  (((( I mean, even virtual Gaia seems to change its face as often as my visits here so it must be enjoying 'change' in a big way!!!!  Then why am I so reluctant to change forms?  What am I?  Goat liver??? )))

Sure, I don't want to be the unmoving object in a flowing stream but being the movement in a stagnant pond doesn't sound like water of dreams either...

Okay now, let's be realistic here!!!  Who, in their right mind...okay wrong one too... would want to be stuck in an archaic body while others are coming back looking like space aliens....

I mean, yikes, what if these ET (they were once my buddies in other bodies so I ought to "forgive them for they know not what they do") demand that I take them to my leader and if I refuse to obey (and why not??? Stevie-wonder-boy-harper would be long gone by that time, right????) yikes, wouldn't these ET be tempted to force me to become their slave?????

Yikes!  Help!  Get me out of this stupid, outdated costume!!!     Oh wait, make sure my entire memory of it is backed up on portable drives in every universe!!!  Very important, becuz I'd hate to wake up in some high-tech universe and find out I can't remember all the embarrassing moments I had in this body.  That would be a tragedy, trust me!!!