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December 2009 
What is your favorite family story?
Posted on Sep 15th, 2008
by 
Goddess2day
Goddess2day
This is in Response to the Questions and Reflections for September 15, 2008:
Mmm....I got plenty up my little sleeve.....hilarious and outrageous, warm and groovy, sad and happy ones too....
Which one would you like to hear? The one about Bobby, the first family dog-with-his-very-own-mind who came to us when his eyes were still unopened and as soon as he could see, followed us to school and got a few wild-cane lashes from my teacher? Nah...this one might make you cry....(Bobby's story still make me cry.....:(
Do you want to hear the one where I painted a certain body part of mine the color of the grass? Lol...I was four, okay!!! I swear it was the brush that made me do it....it was sitting in a can of fresh green paint and begged me to get myself all green............and ....nah...let's not talk about this one, I'm still being teased by my siblings to this day...so let's skip it....
Hmm...how about the one where I convinced my baby sister that from this very gooey chicken poop-goop, baby chicks were hatched and then laughed my head off as she ran off to fetch more from the hen house............nah....I am really sorry about this one....so let's chuck it for now.....
Hmm....There gotta be one......oh yes.......this one might gross you out but what the heck...it still makes me want to scrub my mouth out with soap............ It was the time when I was just a baby and I was on the kitchen floor playing by myself and my mom was chopping meat on the counter and a piece of meat fell to the floor.....and my mom said after she finished her chore, she bent to pick me up and found me under the table.....chewing away on a chunk of raw meat. Ewww......the worse part is when my mom took it away from me, I started to cry. God, I was so stupidy back in the day.
Okay...got plenty more where that one came from.....but I think I have embarassed myself enough for one night....right? Right.
Lol.
Which one would you like to hear? The one about Bobby, the first family dog-with-his-very-own-mind who came to us when his eyes were still unopened and as soon as he could see, followed us to school and got a few wild-cane lashes from my teacher? Nah...this one might make you cry....(Bobby's story still make me cry.....:(
Do you want to hear the one where I painted a certain body part of mine the color of the grass? Lol...I was four, okay!!! I swear it was the brush that made me do it....it was sitting in a can of fresh green paint and begged me to get myself all green............and ....nah...let's not talk about this one, I'm still being teased by my siblings to this day...so let's skip it....
Hmm...how about the one where I convinced my baby sister that from this very gooey chicken poop-goop, baby chicks were hatched and then laughed my head off as she ran off to fetch more from the hen house............nah....I am really sorry about this one....so let's chuck it for now.....
Hmm....There gotta be one......oh yes.......this one might gross you out but what the heck...it still makes me want to scrub my mouth out with soap............ It was the time when I was just a baby and I was on the kitchen floor playing by myself and my mom was chopping meat on the counter and a piece of meat fell to the floor.....and my mom said after she finished her chore, she bent to pick me up and found me under the table.....chewing away on a chunk of raw meat. Ewww......the worse part is when my mom took it away from me, I started to cry. God, I was so stupidy back in the day.
Okay...got plenty more where that one came from.....but I think I have embarassed myself enough for one night....right? Right.
Lol.
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LOL…thank you wonder-filled one for your gift of making laughter…much love and joy…*
LOL :-D
We can laugh NOW :-D
You gnawing on raw meat is fuunnnnnny! And reminds me of today…
My daughter is 4…today I found she'd sneaked into the bathroom, climbed into the bathtub to grab the soap, sit down and was chewing a piece she'd bitten off ( a big chunk too!)…She cried when we took it away and washed her mouth out! (bwhahahahaha, she washed her own mouth out with soap). I ended up having to lock the bathroom door until she fell asleep…she wanted more!!! And this is the 3rd time she's done this. How Gross! LOL. :-D
you are a treat! someday you will tell me more about these stories and more, i love all your stories… :) hugs
nice stories, Amy. Thanks for sharing.
Raw meat, eh? Still feeling the primal self, eh?
Just look what those stories made you into, to our blessing.
love and joy,
CG
Oooooooooooooh…….what a lovely treat to find you guys in my blog. You're the bestest bunch of friends ever…
Wonder-filled, Star. Thank you for appreciating the humor. Your neat, thoughtful comments always make me smile.
Ariela, omg….your sweet, little tyke is into soap for real!! I recalled a few kids from my childhood who ate soap and out of curiosity I tried it but my mouth didn't like it one bit….I ended up with blisters and a sore tongue. Lol. Can anyone see me with my mouth hanging open for days?
Ah, Nic….you are the real treat my darling friend. I would love to share all my stories with you someday….and I bet you got some neat ones as well.
Lol, Ceej. Yep, the primal self is alive and kicking alright….which is a great thing because if I am ever marooned on a rock…holy cow, I'd probably eat insects in the raw to survive…………yuck…eeek………but what the heck…….at least I would have more stories to tell….lol.
You guys rock! Love you all….so very much….
A:-)
I vote for the green Goddess who ate raw meat and had her poor puppy caned by a teacher….a great short story no doubt..
Oh, God, this is too funny… “The Green Goddess.” Lol, it would seem as if I was preparing to go all out green even back then……and “The Goddess who ate raw Meat.” …oh my….a short story on that will rock the vegan world…and even “The poor puppy who got caned by a teacher.” is a great title for a short story…. lol…….thanks for the inspiration, Ralph………let's see if these turn into short stories some day soon….
Ok, Ms Green Goddess, I see you were into the 'happy grass' back then as well.. you're so funny. I love ya.
Lol….soooo funny….. Ya know…..”Ms Green Goddess” sure represents a whole lot more than going all out green to save the planet……..so Miss Caliente, shhh….try not to tell the whole planet 'happy grass' is one of her symbols too, okay?
Lol. Love ya too, Leez
HEY whats wrong with the chunk of raw meat?
*chew on its favorite 1 year old chunk of meat taken from under a car crash* o_O
usaheuaheusa
Ha ha…..nothing is wrong with a chunk of raw meat when compared to 1 year old meat taken from under a car crash. Eeww….I need to hold my nose. lol.
and what the brazillian is this :- usaheuaheusa I love it! Looks like 'lol' in another language………………………..or did you make it up? I love it anyway.
Does the chunk of meat look like an elbow?
Ewwww Altair!
Hey Amy…trying to pronounce usaheuaheusa is funny, give it a shot :-D LOL
And yes, What DOES that mean, Altair? Inquiring minds wanna know :-D
its a laugh, i thknk its better than lol, cauz it start to get boring to use to me.
in portuguese its clearly a laugh, in inglish is hard, cauz of the diferent pronunciation
It rocks! Oh, Ariela….a fresh new word to replace our tired, overworn 'lol'.
and I am cracking up trying to pronounce it……….I tried saying it out loud but it keeps on sounding like…..u-sa-sa-u-sa-sa. Lol. Lol.
Thanks Diogo……i love it even more now!
hehehe, try pronouncing skapkspakspkapsapa
another sort of msn laugh some friends do.
no problem dear ^^
I try to pronounce it, but it comes out as a cheer :
USA! USA! USA!
:-D
O_______________O
Fanatics!!!!!!!!
hehehe
how about this one:
/HUA/HUA/HUA
not many people use this one though.
LOL :-D
That one I've seen before, Altair….how about this one…usually from Spanish speaking folk…
jajajajajaja :-D
i dont like that one, the pronunciation in portuguese is very weird hehe.
hmmm im out of laughs, how it would be in russian? or chinese!
lol…thanks guys for keeping the conversation going……….
I like the cheer, Ariela. I am inspired to use “USA! USA! USA” in my next blog instead of 'lol' . Already I am giggling…..
yikes……i am 'amnajanay' on the others…..all I know is 'lol' and 'ha ha' . Of course, I will be thinking hard on this…………..