What have you overvalued in life?

...................Oh yes...In a galaxy far, far, far above the Underworld lived the most under-valued Queen of the Above-world who over-valued everything bright and shiny........until she fell out of the sky and landed on...yes............you guessed right...the Underworld......................and into the under-valued arms of... umm ...the Underworld Lord....and of course she lost many of her ‘overvalued' friends but heck.......................people who chalked up their own value ought to be able to perceive that our Queen was........ umm.......... ‘underworld material' from day one, right?     Right!                               Exactly!   Is it her damn fault they over-valued Her Royal Under-worldliness and only realized her undervalueness  after she inadvertently over-admitted she  'over-values' dark??

Anyway...back to the story.... .............    Before our Underworld Queen ‘fell' into Lucifer's under-life, she was up to her halo in ‘overvalue'.    Oh devil-damn....I already said that bit, didn't I???

And the legendary battle of the sexes takes place in the devil-mobile... okay...it's a black-as-sin-Honda but when you are the devil, everything takes on a devilish shape....yep, even his Chanel fragrance acts all no. 666....(One ought to remember there was no legendary sex between battles...duh...remember Persephone and Hades........and Ravana and Sita??? )) Exactly.  So shut up and read, read, read.......and 'sides, trust me, the sexes can have a successful legendary battle without going all out horizontal.  Yikes....  Don't trust me on this one......

So here is a sample battle.

"Dark is the absence of light." Her Queenliness declares in a mutinous fashion.

"Exactly." The Devil smiles smugly.  "And that means 'darkness' will always be there...whether you bring light or not, darkness will always exist......you can ‘out' light but you cannot ‘out' darkness."  The devilish bastard takes a swig...er sip from a bottle marked ‘Naïve UnderSpring distilled water which our Queen  is absolutely sure contained Vodka daroo of the Absolute variety.

"Oh, yes...we can.  Can too.  We can ‘out' darkness by bringing light..." Ms. Self-proclaimed Queen argued.

"NOT EXACTLY!" Lucifer roars. "You see, one doesn't have to bring ‘dark'...it's already there......?"  He scowls some more.  "Light is just as deadly or as healing as Dark..."  His halo is starting to look all bent out of shape like a Swastika. "And this is pure water. Okay?" The innovative Bastard rolled his eyes down to the the underworld....

Sigh.  Our Underworld Queen saw no end to this debate so she did the only thing that would bring peace and balance.  She decided she would live half the year above-world and half of the year under-world....because she knew she was ‘light' and ‘light would always be ‘over-valued'...and that the devil was ‘dark' and ‘dark' would always be ‘undervalued.'

So you see?        One don't need light to see that....and contrary to popular beliefs, Mr. Hades Lucifer Devil is the keeper of ‘evil' and that means ‘keeping evil far away from the human species'...because although the world ‘undervalues' darkness...they tend to ‘over-use' this ingredient......................psst...all Lucifer's fault, apparently, he hasn't been doing a good job... because he thinks that some   Self-proclaimed queen of the underworldshe transformed him from ‘a big meanie' to ‘a big softie'...

So.............until Lucifer returns to his normal self.......undervalue shall triumph under overvalue...........;-)

...may balance be restored soon.......and may the world sees the full value of undervalue.....

The beginning....to be continued in the end....